... Dio recounts an exchange amongst Elagabalus plus the nicely-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus dealt with the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Really don't call me lord, I am a Woman.' Dio concludes his anecdote by getting Elagabalus inquiring his physicians to give him the equivalent of a woman's vagina by the use of a surgical